Having a one-of-a-kind love affair is a great thing ― except where Valentine’s Day is concerned.
The holiday’s focus on generic gifts like cards, flowers and candy forces everyone into a romantic box where one size is expected to fit all.
Considering that your love is such a unique person ― OK, weirdo ― being required to pick the same ordinary gifts can be confining.
Whether it’s a one-pound chocolate lobster, a booby-shaped pillow or a baloney face mask, your Valentine will sure get a “heart on” for all these products.
